Re: Synergy (Or: A very special update)

This blog's latest post regarding the antics of a certain gender-confused webcomic artist spoke to me in it's expert attempts to take a few shots at an author who is corrupting the masses. Anne Onymous, for all his faults and failures, is a greedy hack getting money off of badly drawn masturbation material but comparatively looks like a freaking saint when standing beside JDR.

To make it clear before I begin, I, unlike Fletcher, am not on board with the idea that being transsexual is "okay," mostly because there are other options than removing your reproductive organs when you are unhappy with your birth gender. Psychology has ways to putting this issue into a more healthy direction and I think a drastic measure like that is simply making things worse. I suppose, a cross-dressing, semi-bisexual probably isn't the best author in the world to be reviewing this kind of website, but Fletcher had the right idea, so I suppose I'll roll with it.

I suppose this is an interesting look at hivemind dynamics, considering every Borg collective needs a queen, we have the ranting and raving blob himself. People want to belong in the world around them, so they tend to cluster around someone with the most charisma and direction (or in JDR's case, gravitational pull). JDR found a common ground to pose as an expert in and decided to use it to leverage her bizzare outlook that men are inherently evil. I suppose it's sour grapes. After the high from all of her female hormone treatments had worn off and she came to grips with the fact that she really DID like girls after all, I'm sure she needed the support of other weak-willed people to "confirm" that her decision was for the best. Hence, she called upon her fan-collective of transsexual.org and her miserably horrible webcomic to fill the need for emotional stability.

I suppose I consider Anne a pre-evolved version of JDR. JDR came into massive money by a stroke of dumb luck by playing the dot-com era to its fullest. When he achieved that much power, it short circuited his ego and essentially turned him into the god-complex nutcase that he is today. When Anne hits the "big time" through the daily offerings of his worshipers or perhaps her obscenely retarded upcoming Nintendo DS game we can assume a similarly dramatic evolution (I am utterly thankful that the article for the game no longer appears on Wikipedia, giving hope that Anne has forgotten it due to lack of resources or common sense). When Anne makes her transformation into SuperAnneBitchachu, I assure you it will NOT be pretty. I honestly wonder if all the donations are going to Anne's efforts to make his self-insert more accurate by going under the knife. I really hope he's too much of a wuss to do it, because the last thing we need is another JDR.

But cutting to the chase, my work on The Wotch's trollfic is coming slowly at best. There's a fine line between messing with the readers and getting them just clueless enough to continue to the ending where their entire fandom is trashed right before their eyes. I am trying to fill it with as much memes and lulz as possible and will try to make it epic for any Anonymous wanting to persue it.

I'll probably get some practice in by spamming some other horrifyingly disturbing TG sites with some troll fics for a little target practice. I would encourage the (zero) readers to join in these hijinks, as it's one more way for TG fetishists to learn to leave their fandom quickly.

Happy New Year.