Monday, January 21, 2008

The Fall of the Hypno-bots

















Well, through a little hard work, I have managed to do what Solomon and Fletcher never bothered to do:

Present your ideas directly at the source.

You see, it is one thing to tell someone that they are an idiot from the comfort of their own site. It is really quite another to flood their website with a large quantity of spam to compliment your opinion.

And by spam, I mean rather large wikipedia pictures of cans of spam. Of course, they will remove it rather quickly, (I've gotten banned once already, but I have enough alternate accounts that I'm sure they'll be limiting membership very exclusively. Works for me) but the fact will remain that for one night they were under siege and I will ensure that they will not forget it.

No, this was not my little plan that I referred to, but it is a taste of what I really want to do with this blog. I want to document the lulz of watching fandoms across the internet face trolling and expert reviews of their failure.

For the zero readers, I wholeheartedly encourage you to join me in battle against failure.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You ever catch that wumpus?

What, no screen of the post itself and subsequent reactions? C'mon, the fun is in what they say afterwards! Though I'm sure your first spam attack was already deleted, certainly you can get some recoil shots from the next one.

Just be careful, Zachy-poo. You -are- targeting the mentally unbalanced, and they aren't well known for their self-restraint or their ability to take a joke.

But if posting pictures of spam on the board wasn't you master plan, you make me wonder what is...

Zachary Cross said...

True.

This was more of a practice run if anything.

The reaction was rather amusing, honestly. Everyone GTFO of the forum whilst the carnage ensued. These people have no idea how to handle someone attacking their fetish. I wish I could have gotten them to react, but alas, these are people who dispise free will. Without their precious admin to protect them, they have no choice but to run.

As of now, I'm spending my time in research. Spam won't make my message clear, so I have to learn new skills. A few Anonymous tools go a long way. I really hope that Hypno-admin enjoys his stack of bibles. And his boxes. And his 300-something emails.

Once I am sure I can launch my one-man assault, I'll be hitting the big target.

Thank you again, Mystery Reader, for filling the vast void of this website.