Hypno-dopes: Round 2

(Note: Edited for coherence)

I would be considered lazy if I didn't do some trolling while I was tearing this community a new one, so after some work, I managed to infiltrate the forums. Admittedly, this was not hard, but I'd like to think it takes some willpower to willing subject yourself to this pile of defecation. For a start, I found things to be much worse here than I ever expected. For a start, the mindraping files really don't work at first. Supposedly they have some sort of effect (which I really begin to doubt) after obsessive listening. Apparently, people have to listen to these things like 3 or 4 or even 5 times per day for MONTHS. And the results are so negligible that you would likely die before hallucinating that you have cat ears or whatever. Wow... amazing results.

Nitwit 1: Daaaar.... I no get boobies.... sad tiemz.
Nitwit 2: Dood, joo gotta listen to them leik 5 tiems per day.

Ummm... if you listen to ANYTHING five times a day while tripped out in a trance, you are gonna be feeling weird. Some other nitwit was talking about listening to the file for like 6 months and getting the feeling of "two softballs" on his chest. You would be better off going under the knife if it is that important for you to possess breasts, it's better than wasting months listening to some pervert describe the sensation of breasts growing on your chest or something. Perhaps the reason it is not working it that the hypnotits- er.... hypnotist doing this HAS NO IDEA WHAT A BREAST FEELS LIKE! Apparently, hypnotism is the fine art of BSing yourself to make you think that your effort to become a woman/cat/baby/statue is actually paying off.

The "scripts" these people are using are absolutely retarded. Like the one this mindrapist had suggested was something like:

You are inside a machine... it feels warm and you love the way it makes you feel... you find it begins to press on you and you feel yourself changing. You know now that you are in a kitty machine and you feel yourself changing. Fur starts to grow everywhere all over you and you love it... you have no sexual inhibitions... you just show sexual interest in whoever you want..

It goes downhill from there. It just reads like bad TF fiction... or maybe porn. I am sure this is probably being used more for masturbation than anything hypnotic, because once again: THIS GARBAGE DOES NOT WORK!

These files promise some really stupid things like the ability to ACTUALLY change you rather than hallucinating your changes. Yes, as if they were some sort of mystical spell and this was Harry Potter or something, these files make your brain rearrange your DNA or whatever and you supposedly actually change. Forgive me if I sound a little pessimistic, but HOW THE CRAP CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND FANTASY IF YOU ARE FREAKING HALLUCINATING?! The mind can do some crazy things but going to the point of growing fur or breasts is just going way too far. These people have virtually no grasp of biology and psychology despite pretending to do so.

And speaking of pretending to be something you are not, apparently the place is also a haven for transsexuals/transvestites and all the other people who so desperately hate going to the bathroom standing up (or sitting down as the case may be). There is a metric ton of this putrid guano that claims to to "Super" female files that will turn you into a girl PERMANENTLY (Dum dum duuuuumb!). Um... once again... no matter how desperate you are to lose your manhood, messing with your mind is not going to accomplish this. I've seen the "hardcore" girl wannabes listen to like 6 or 7 of these things a day ON A LOOP. Okay, this is just sad. I sincerely doubt that this crap does what it says and makes you a pretty pretty princess but doing this for MONTHS simply HAS to screw you up. These people are effectively reinforcing their own delusions, that is all.

I literally felt sick in one of the threads...

Confused kid: I tried listening to the female file a lot for a while and I'm kinda getting scared at what I'm seeing. My body doesn't feel right...

Epically screwed up moron: Don't worry, that fear is good! You're finally becoming the woman you are meant to be! Don't give in to the guilt that society is putting on you. Blah blah blah complete BS nana nana doo doo.

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I can see that girl wannabe getting struck by lightning one of these days for encouraging that screwed up kid. I can't stand the thought of this kid staying in this community being spoon-fed this garbage by wannabe therapists who simply want some sort of justification for their fetish. (Here's a tip: THERE ISN'T ONE!)

Let me end it with a request: for anyone who wants to have a little fun, TROLL THE EVER-LOVING S&$@ OUTTA THIS CRAP! I would think the world would become a better place with this excrement off the net.

For next time: I'll be covering a new (hopefully less disturbing) fetish and will be done with anything close to it for a very, very long time. I need to take a long shower. Until next time...